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Upon entry to the shop i disguise myself as a boquet of flowers and take a photo of the bloke with the microphone. haha.
he doesnt even know ! well he may have a slight hint it was some dude with a bunch of flowers covering his face but.. never
mind.. and this is the look that i got... The look of disbelief. the look of fear. the look of "WHAT THE FUCK DRUGS ARE YOU
TAKING?"
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This chav thought he could help us by pointing us in the direction of australia then laughing uncontrolably to himself.
While i stood there with a serious face. He stopped laughing and said "ok aisle 10 next to the hob nobs" Cheers charver!
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Ive gone completley nuts now ! just when you thought it wouldnt happen. Ive been sent in the wrong direction ! right
! lets find that chirpy clart with the hat !
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"Oi fuck face ! wheres my fucking chewing gums?" I asked. He just laughed and said "theres some fish down there.." Thanks
mate. IF you want something DONE! DO IT YOURSELF ! so i did. Smacked the cunt across the face with a frozen haddock.
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